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I am Daniel Eckhart

I’m a writer & I hand—code websites
I live in Portland & advocate progressivism
I wholeheartedly dig Bob Dylan, Harlan Ellison, Macs,
& my wife’s seared pork. I’m mighty keen on mission—style furniture,
typography, NPR, Advil Gel Caps & Thai Food. And I brew my own beer; it’s usu-
ally drinkable. Well, okay, the truth is that there's only just been one batch, but you likely wouldn’t know
that an’ I could pretty much tell you any kind of lie I wanted about the subject and you’d believe it. But not because you’re dimwitted
or anything (how should I know?), but because you have no reason to think otherwise. It says something pretty good about me, I think, that I’d come out
and set you right straight away, instead of letting you go off with a false idea. But it’s gonna be good, M’kay? Plenty good, goddamn it. Je-sus. Some people. Try to tell them about yourself and they get all huffy.

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